rant*~
I'm sorry that your mother, father, sister, brother, cousin, aunt, uncle, or friend forgot to give you a gift receipt. As cashiers, we OFFER a gift receipt, so it's not my fault if they say no. Don't blame me for their mistakes, and please, don't yell at me saying that it's a gift~. Blame whoever gave you the gift for not getting a little piece of paper.

I'm sorry that you lost your receipt, and paid in cash. It's really not my fault that YOU lost YOUR receipt. Don't blame me for loosing a little piece of paper. Next time ... put it in your wallet, okay?

I'm sorry that the Old Navy at Eaton Centre sells stuff cheaper then we do. You're in the Old Navy at Eglinton/Warden, not the one at Eatons. And if it was so much cheaper~, it's really not my fault that YOU didn't purchase it. And please, don't try to tell me that I can't tell you that different stores MAY have different prices. I can and I will tell you that different stores may have different prices because I fucking work at Old Navy ... YOU don't.

I'm sorry that you didn't read the sign properly. It's really not my fault that you're so fucking clueless, and expect NEW items to be on sale. Seriously ... NOT EVERYTHING IS ON SALE. AND OMG, RED TAGS MEAN THAT THE PRICE IS ALREADY REDUCED, FUCK.

I'm really, really sorry that you don't read the little fine print at the bottom of the receipt. Full returns and exchanges WITH A RECEIPT.

And I'm super sorry that you think our return policies are unfair~. It's company policy, and as a little employee, I can't do shit about it. I can't give you special treatment. And seriously, if you fucking read our return policies properly, it says that YOU NEED A RECEIPT FOR A FULL RETURN OR EXCHANGE. It's really not that hard to understand. Plus, I don't really give a crap if Gap, Banana Republic, or any other shitty store you shop at allows you to do a straight exchange without a receipt. You're at Old Navy, not The Gap or Banana Republic. Please don't be a stupid fuck and yell at me that our policies are unfair. STFU and deal with it because it's really not my fault.

And I REALLY don't give a shit if you never want to shop at Old Navy AGAIN~. Old Navy doesn't want your cheap ass shopping here anyways. And seriously, please do not yell at me because there's not enough cashiers. You've been standing there for what? Two whole minutes? Don't tell me that we have so many workers~ yet not enough cashiers ... does it look like I'm the manager? Why don't you stfu and wait patiently like the other people behind you - who aren't saying shit and patiently waiting for their turn. And don't tell me to look at the line~. WHAT FUCKING LINE? A LINE THAT CONSISTS OF WHAT? FIVE PEOPLE? I can see with my own two eyes, thank you very much. And yelling at me does not make me work faster ... it kind of makes me work slower just to spite you.

And if you have a BAG full of returns, and five million receipts, the least you can do is HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT ITEMS ARE ON WHICH RECEIPT. Don't just stand there like a stupid useless fuck. You could have sorted out your items BEFORE you got to me, or at least tried to look at the receipts and the items. Thanks for holding up my entire line, and making me miss the perfect opportunity to cash out a really, really cute boy.

Yeah ... as you can see, I'm fed up with stupid customers who think they're right all the fucking time. Usually, I can deal with them but I couldn't deal with them today. I had four seperate people yelling at me for no reason at all and it seriously just pissed me off. But TY to the very sweet man who told me that today was a beautiful day~, and that everything will be a lot better. He was very sweet and was trying to cheer me up when I told him I was having a horrible day.